Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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