It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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