margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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