Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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