I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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