Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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