Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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