I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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