Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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