i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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