I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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