girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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