Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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