Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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