That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
operation harelip BJ is a go
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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