so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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