; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I wish my penis had an off switch
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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