If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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