there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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