I heard we made out
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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