it was like eating out sand paper
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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