Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
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