I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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