she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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