imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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