any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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