Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Let's paint friendship bongs
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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