i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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