just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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