Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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