i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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