Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
