She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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