thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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