So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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