everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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