There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Randomize
