She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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