im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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