did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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