Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
