I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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