Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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