Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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