i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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