Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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