Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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