i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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