I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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