Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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